Six weeks notice...
They say all good things must come to an end. However, in this case, I'm talking about Buzznet.
Ba dump bump!
I wish to inform the powers that be that on Dec. 10th I will be retiring from Buzznet. This decision was not an easy one, nevertheless, both my butcher and my imaginary pastor agree that I should slowly withdraw from the stressful world of posting pictures online.
I look forward to spending more time with my grandchildren and raising miniature chickens. I will also spend time raising monies in order to build a library in which to house and display my extensive collection of paper cups.
Some of you are probably thinking that this is just a marketing gimmick. I can assure you that it is not. I have never been so sincere. If I were to be completely honest, I would have to admit that I have NEVER been sincere. Nevertheless, I am sincere. Uh...this time...this time I'm sincere. I am.
I have decided to go public with my decision for the following reason: In the time that we have left together it will be my goal to alienate and annoy as many of you as possible and so it is my hope that you will receive all upcoming posts with as little anger as possible. At the very least, it is my hope that you will not seek me out for purposes of retribution.
In closing, my mind drifts to the words of John Adams who said: "If left to my own devices, I'd never get off the computer".
All the best,
Dippermouth2000
Ba dump bump!
I wish to inform the powers that be that on Dec. 10th I will be retiring from Buzznet. This decision was not an easy one, nevertheless, both my butcher and my imaginary pastor agree that I should slowly withdraw from the stressful world of posting pictures online.
I look forward to spending more time with my grandchildren and raising miniature chickens. I will also spend time raising monies in order to build a library in which to house and display my extensive collection of paper cups.
Some of you are probably thinking that this is just a marketing gimmick. I can assure you that it is not. I have never been so sincere. If I were to be completely honest, I would have to admit that I have NEVER been sincere. Nevertheless, I am sincere. Uh...this time...this time I'm sincere. I am.
I have decided to go public with my decision for the following reason: In the time that we have left together it will be my goal to alienate and annoy as many of you as possible and so it is my hope that you will receive all upcoming posts with as little anger as possible. At the very least, it is my hope that you will not seek me out for purposes of retribution.
In closing, my mind drifts to the words of John Adams who said: "If left to my own devices, I'd never get off the computer".
All the best,
Dippermouth2000
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I really hope this is a publicity stunt.
Why oh why??!!!
and wendyman, you're lucky. he's not gonna drop you like a 10 pound brick on December 10th, like everybody else. we are all so disposable, aren't we dip? humph.
travesty!
why dec. 10th?
nice illustration too...
best wishes for something better, though