send Mew a pic of your Voter Registration Card
Send mewesq a pic of your Voter Registration Card and she'll donate 100 bucks to Habitat For Humanity.
Okay...now everybody just HOLD UP!!!!
1. I am NOT responsible for this!
2. GRIFF is responsible for this!
3. True, I made this, but Griff was the one who suggested I do it. In fact, he didn't really *suggest*. He INSISTED! Matter of fact, his tactics were rather coercive and hostile and I didn't much care for his bullying. I fealt my life would be in danger if I didn't follow his instructions.
4. Take ALL objections regarding the above image to Griff. If any lawyers contact me regarding defamation of character, slander or copyright infringement, I'm outta here! EARLY retirement!
5. I have NO idea what Mew's politics are. Direct all political concerns to Ms. Mew.
6. Finally...it's 2:55am, people. Dig this. I get hassled by Griff for THREE DAYS about this little "idea" of his. He demands that I come up with a publicity stunt to encourge folks to send their voter registration cards to Mew. I spend DAYS slaving over the concept alone--all the while in fear of my life. I then spend SIX HOURS at WORK reworking the image over and over and over again (i gotta admit, i did a pretty good job on the neck...). SIX HOURS! I work as an air traffic controller! There's planes droppin' outta the sky because Griff wants Mew to pony up to a couple a charities!
And...what do I find after all this WORK? After I pour my sweat and tears into what may be the biggest acheivement of my buzz career? [well...that leg wound was pretty cool, too] What do I discover as I check Mew's page before posting this?
Mew's called the whole thing off!
Well...not quite. She's doin' the noble thing and still donating 100 bucks to Habitat For Humanity. HOWEVER...if I find out that the money is actually goin' to the D.A.R., Focus On The Family or Concerned Women for America, I'm gonna FIND GRIFF AND CAMP OUT IN HIS YARD UNTIL MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS START COMIN' IN!!!
uh...seriously, mew...this was ALL griff's idea...'cept HE wanted me to draw a CARTOON of you. Now...if there's one thing I've learned since my fourth wife ran out on me it's that nothing offends someone more than an uncommissioned caricature.
The one stipulation that I had, during this fiasco, was that Griff had to promise to do something about Tony Blair. Mebbe it's just me, but I ain't buyin' the whole "new labour" dance they got goin' on over there.
Eh...seriously...blame GRIFF...i'm TOTALLY innocent!!!
griff??? GRIFF!!! Where you at??????
Okay...now everybody just HOLD UP!!!!
1. I am NOT responsible for this!
2. GRIFF is responsible for this!
3. True, I made this, but Griff was the one who suggested I do it. In fact, he didn't really *suggest*. He INSISTED! Matter of fact, his tactics were rather coercive and hostile and I didn't much care for his bullying. I fealt my life would be in danger if I didn't follow his instructions.
4. Take ALL objections regarding the above image to Griff. If any lawyers contact me regarding defamation of character, slander or copyright infringement, I'm outta here! EARLY retirement!
5. I have NO idea what Mew's politics are. Direct all political concerns to Ms. Mew.
6. Finally...it's 2:55am, people. Dig this. I get hassled by Griff for THREE DAYS about this little "idea" of his. He demands that I come up with a publicity stunt to encourge folks to send their voter registration cards to Mew. I spend DAYS slaving over the concept alone--all the while in fear of my life. I then spend SIX HOURS at WORK reworking the image over and over and over again (i gotta admit, i did a pretty good job on the neck...). SIX HOURS! I work as an air traffic controller! There's planes droppin' outta the sky because Griff wants Mew to pony up to a couple a charities!
And...what do I find after all this WORK? After I pour my sweat and tears into what may be the biggest acheivement of my buzz career? [well...that leg wound was pretty cool, too] What do I discover as I check Mew's page before posting this?
Mew's called the whole thing off!
Well...not quite. She's doin' the noble thing and still donating 100 bucks to Habitat For Humanity. HOWEVER...if I find out that the money is actually goin' to the D.A.R., Focus On The Family or Concerned Women for America, I'm gonna FIND GRIFF AND CAMP OUT IN HIS YARD UNTIL MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS START COMIN' IN!!!
uh...seriously, mew...this was ALL griff's idea...'cept HE wanted me to draw a CARTOON of you. Now...if there's one thing I've learned since my fourth wife ran out on me it's that nothing offends someone more than an uncommissioned caricature.
The one stipulation that I had, during this fiasco, was that Griff had to promise to do something about Tony Blair. Mebbe it's just me, but I ain't buyin' the whole "new labour" dance they got goin' on over there.
Eh...seriously...blame GRIFF...i'm TOTALLY innocent!!!
griff??? GRIFF!!! Where you at??????
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you did do an excellent merge job, i must say.
oh, dipper... let's hang out again soon. i miss ya!
MEWESQ@HOTMAIL.COM
WHICH i WILL POST TO THE BUZZNET GALLERY: US VOTERS -- STOP WHINING AND VOTE, I WILL UP MY DONATION TO $200 BUCKS TO H4H.
THAT'S HABITAT FOR HUMANITY -- A BIPARTISAN HUMANITARIAN ORGANIZATION THAT BUILDS OR REHABS HOUSES FOR FAMILIES LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE -- FAVORITE OF JIMMY CARTER, WHO, POLITICS ASIDE, IS A GREAT ELDER STATESMAN AND HUMAN BEING.
SO SEND THEM ALREADY!
MARY a.k.a. MEWesq.